Dear Billionaires, You are asleep. Wake the fuck up before it's too late! Jeff Bezos, you are the sleepiest. Sincerely, Me

I love it when couples come up with their own love phrases for each other. My little brother and his girlfriend used to say, “I love you...

Me: Is mommy an alcoholic? Kayden: No...well only on Friday's. Me: Why are there so many people at the storage unit today? Kayden: It's...

The Calm Before the Storm My life was average and at times, it feels like I took that for granted. I was sharp in school and pursued a...

Your soul will be taken to a place that exists outside of space and time. Here you will be met by an almighty being, righteous and...

I am grateful for my conversation with my son, Kayden last night. I feel like we really bonded over some things that he is interested in....

Nothing is for life, except life itself.

I was standing in line to buy a ticket to the feature film, “My Life.” I got to the ticket booth and said, “One ticket please.” The...

Last year, I got fed up with all the these "conservatives" and their opinions about California and New York and while I love New York,...

It turns out the cure for Insomnia is good old fashioned SLEEP. I wonder what other mental illnesses sleep could cure. I think the cure...

Mother Earth is angry. Now we face her wrath and we've been told hell have NO FURY like a woman scorned. She tried to use her powers to...