Pest Control

I have a ladybug nest in my apartment. I don’t know where, but I keep finding 💀🐞s and 👶🐞s everywhere.

I want to fix “the problem,” but I certainly don’t want to kill any persons or ladybugs in the process. I guess there‘s the problem:

I want to exterminate the annoyance of having ladybugs crawling all over my house, but I don’t want to kill any lady buys in the process because the dead ones make me sad and the baby ones are so cute. Rhiannon and I gave a dead ladybug the proper burial yesterday by saying a few words from the heart and flushing it down the toilet.

Besides, they‘re ladybugs, it’s in their name, so nice to have around. I’m sure if they could they would help you cook and clean, maybe do a load of laundry to ease the pain. Not like gross guybugs like cockroaches who just eat all your food and are just gross and dirty. I guess I’m being kind of harsh on cockroaches, I’m mean they are kind of cleaning up by eating crumbs off the floor, but still gross.