Goddess Athena Juman's Commandments

The top three commandments are all that's really needed, but the others go into detail

1.) Vibe check

2.) Don't be a (insert derogatory word here), unless you absolutely have to and let's be honest, you rarely ever have to

3.) Do your job

4.) Figure it the fuck out

5.) Don't hate; celebrate, congregate, or masturbate

6.) Be strong, be beautiful, be you and get to the point

7.) Feelings are sometimes justified, sometimes not justified, however should never turn into overreactions

8.) If you cannot control yourself, remove yourself

9.) Don't get so caught up in being nice and having to have everyone like you that you fuck someone over and possibly yourself over

10.) Don't get caught up in fuckery, either your own or someone else's

11.) Karma is a bitch if you're a bitch; Karma is not a bitch if you're not a bitch

12.) Repent: don't just say sorry; be sorry

13.) You are not entitled to anything

14.) Lets rewrite this