Goddess Athena Juman's Commandments

1.) Vibe check

2.) Don't be a(n) <insert derogatory word here>

3.) Do your job

4.) Figure it the fuck out

5.) Don't hate; congregate, celebrate, or masturbate

6.) Be strong, be beautiful, be you, and get to the point

7.) Feelings do not have to become overreactions

8.) If you cannot control yourself, remove yourself

9.) Don't get so caught up in being too nice and having to have everyone like you that you fuck someone over and possibly yourself over

10.) Choose freedom and faith over the fuckery, either your own that of others

11.) Karma is a bitch if you're a bitch; Karma is not a bitch if you're not a bitch

12.) Repent: don't just say sorry; be sorry

13.) Consent is always required when there are two or more parties involved

14.) Lets rewrite this…