Adam, Eve, her Madam, and Steve...

I put this on and said, "this is like one of those night shirts that you never have to wash because when you put it on, everyone is always like "YES!" So then, you just take it off right away and it never gets dirty."

One night, my ex boyfriend was helping me move some stuff in. While unpacking, I found this shirt, so I put it on. He took a couple pictures of me, then I had an epiphany:

“Let’s walk around naked like Adam and Eve.”

So we took all of our clothes off and finished setting up the apartment in our birthday suits.